Armor Blitz

Hey there, you dumb fuck. You look like someone who needs to ejaculate right now. Before you do that, you should take a moment to read what I wrote in this excellent review of mine. This game review will surely make you horny for its content is not what you usually see on other game reviews. I swear to the hentai Gods that your time will not be wasted on this one.

Armor Blitz is a real-time strategy porn game that challenges anyone who plays it because of the gameplay it has. You will have to strategize all throughout the game if you want to achieve your goal. Aside from having an incredible gameplay, the bitches that are in this game are so fucking hot. I don’t usually get aroused by games with this kind of artwork, but I was so surprised because my cock always reacts to the things that are happening in this game.

If you’re tired of playing your regular games, then you should probably try this one. You may think that this game is not the same as other games when it comes to the missions’ difficulty, but trust me when I say that your mindset will change once you get the chance to try it. This is the perfect game for horny fuckers like you. I hope you have tons of wiping materials in your room for a lot of cum will come bursting out your cock once you mess with this one.

Armor Blitz Gameplay

The gameplay of Armor Blitz is so easy to comprehend that any fucker out there will be able to understand the mechanics of the whole game. You don’t have to be the smartest kid in town for you to know how the game works. Even the dumbest teen in my hometown will know what to do once he tries this game. There are guides at the beginning of the game, so you won’t have to worry about the game’s navigation.

What I like About The Game

Free game for you fuckers! Yes, you read it right. This is a free-to-play game meaning losers like you wouldn’t have to worry about spending any money to play this fucking game. This is one of the best things about this game. Most porn games nowadays are not for free anymore because of the subscriptions and one time fees they have. You should know that spending money on video games is not a good investment.

The artwork used for the game is pretty awesome. I thought at first that this game is one of those pixelated bullshit games that have horrible graphics in it. This kind of artwork is not bad for a porn game such as this one. I would say that this may not be the best porn game when it comes to animation, but I would definitely recommend this to those people who are fond of games that have this kind of artwork.

I like how this game’s storyline was made because it’s not something you see every day. I’ve tried playing strategy-based games before, but this one is much better because it has some busty women in it. You don’t see video games that have big breasted bitches because the developers of those games make them safe for other people, especially the young ones. I do understand their method, but they’re fucking boring.

As mentioned above, the artwork is not that bad. I love how they created and designed the characters of this game because they look so gorgeous. Some of them look so innocent, but you know that those bitches would do anything just to taste that stiff cock of yours. I’ve invested a lot of time in this game because of how great the game is. If you want to see cute sexy bitches, then you should try playing this game.

I love the fact that you can collect a lot of characters in this game. Each character has a rich backstory that allows you to understand more where they came from and how they fit in the game. The historical past of the characters in this game is one of the things that got me interested in it. Now, can you cite a single porn game that has this kind of feature in it? I doubt you’ll find one you miserable fuck.

What I Don’t Like About The Game

There are a few things in this game that made me mad. The first thing I want to talk about is the lack of lewd content in this game. This is a porn game, so technically, there should be tons of lewd scenes in it. I mean, who the fuck would make a porn game that has no “porn” in it. I’m pretty sure that you know how frustrated I am right now. We both know what the main reason why I played this game is.

The game’s background music is not that inviting at all. I was hoping to hear some music that will make me feel alive as I play this motherfucking game. Even my cat doesn’t want to listen to the sound effects of this game because it’s fucking annoying to hear. The people behind this game focused so much on the other areas of the game that they forgot to look for more suitable sound effects which they can use to make the game more playable.

I hate the fact that the characters of this game don’t show much skin. They are very well dressed to the point that I couldn’t see shit that will make me want to cum. Porn games should have plenty of lewd content in it. The characters of the game should look like a slut and not as a saint. What’s the fucking point of calling it a porn game if the game characters are covered with a lot of clothes?

Lastly, the game is too basic for gamers like me. They should make it more challenging because fuckers like me want to feel the thrill when playing a specific porn game, especially if the gameplay involves fighting scenes. This game is more like a mobile game than a computer game because of how the gameplay was designed. I really wish the people behind this game will have the balls to change the fucking gameplay.

My Recommendations for Improving The Game

I would like to tell the game developers to add more lewd scenes in this game because this is a fucking sex game. Adding more sex scenes in it will surely attract more horny teens to play this fantastic game. Perverts like me love to play porn games that have tons of pussies and tits in it. If that game has none of those two things, then they should rename it into garbage game rather than porn game.

The people behind this game should also lessen the clothes of the characters of this game. Putting so many clothes on the characters takes off the essence of porn. If that was the case, then this game should have been one of those boring dress up games. The characters of this game are way too hot to be covered in clothes. They should be free, and they should show some tits bouncing in the air.

The gameplay should also be replaced or at least upgraded. This game should be harder than it looks because, at the end of the day, this shit is considered a strategy game. You will have to use that small brain of yours if you want to enjoy this game. Games that have basic gameplay in them are boring. You won’t feel the joy of achieving something because you’re playing games that spoon-feed everything to you.

Lastly, they should start looking for background music/sound effects that will make the game more exciting and fun. If you want to invite more people into playing your game, the first thing you need to do is to give them something to remember. You should put music that has an excellent beat in it so that they’ll get hyped. Hearing a games music is one of my favorite things because it makes me feel fucking alive.

Conclusion

Out of all the strategy based porn games I’ve tried, this is the only one that I find fun to mess with. Armor Blitz still needs some updates, but other than the issues I’ve listed above, I can say that this game is phenomenal. I can still picture the breasts of the characters that are in this game. They are fucking huge! Oh, I hope this game will have a sequel or a new version of it in the future because it’s freaking amazing.

Playing this game needs patience and strategy. If you don’t have both, then you better find another game to play with. You look, smart brother, so I doubt you’ll have a hard time understanding the game. You better play this game right because if you mess it up, I will find you and I will fuck your ass. Can you see how passionate I am about this game? I hope that you and I will share the same passion in the near future.