Babysitting Cream

Babysitting Cream is a Parody Sonic Sex Game from 2013

Oh, I have something special for you Sonic stans today. Do you dream of watching that furry blue hedgehog man plow that one pink bitch? Okay, yeah, I don’t know their fucking names. I don’t even know the names of half the bitches I creampie let alone the names of some fictional mammals. But I know you weebs go wild for this game series. You probably have your very own golden cock-ring sitting on your shelf just waiting to be used. So, I went out looking for yet another parody game for you horny fappers. There are dozens out there, but I guess you could say that I found the cream of the crop. Babysitting Cream is a lewd parody Sonic game that has been infamously floating around the internet since way, way back in 2013. You could argue that this was one of the games that started this whole trend of lusting after Sonic characters. Hell, it was one of the first mainstream parody titles in general back then. And it’s all about grooming and fucking the underage character of Cream while you babysit her.

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I don’t hold back in calling her underage since the game is pretty fucking blatant about it. They don’t sugar coat that shit or tell you that everyone in the game is 18, so keep that in mind when you download this title. The original developer was Aval0nx, but the most popular version these days is the Ren’Py port that was done by Protofan. You can find the full version of the Ren’Py game on F95zone.to. You can find the old-school flash game floating around as well, but the Ren’Py version is considered to be pretty superior. Regardless, both games have the same story and general style of play. You are tasked by the busty MILF next door called Vanilla to babysit her little girl while she’s gone for the week. You’re not doing jack shit with your life right now, so you agree to do it. I guess you’ve defeated that bald fuck with the flying copter or whatever. Maybe it’s because I haven’t read hundreds of shittily written fan-fictions, but seeing Sonic in clothes just vibing is weird as hell. It doesn’t fit with my mental image of the character at all.

Slowly Groom Cream Until Her Inhibitions Fall Away

You get over there and get to spend some quality time with her. It’s wholesome at first, which makes what you’re going to do to this girl all the more fucked-up in my opinion. You have energy that you can spend each day. Playing games, reading books, and watching cartoons with Cream will drain it. You can get it back by resting, showering, or going to bed for the evening. The first couple of nights will pass without too much happening. You’ll sit with Cream and be a good babysitter while maybe catching a glimpse or two of her panties. You’ll need to earn her trust before you start asking her to take off her dress or sleep with you at night. There’s a notebook where you can keep track of her happiness and lust. You’ll want to make sure they stay high, so don’t be a perve too quickly or she’ll shut those legs and never let you at the goods.

Janky Writing & Rough Visuals Call back to 2000s Style Flash Games

After those first few days, Cream will start trusting you a bit more. She’ll strip for you and let you do “naughty” things with her. Once that happens, you can have her do whatever the fuck you want. Fuck her, have her suck your blue hedgehog hog, and all sorts of kinky shit. And it doesn’t take too long to get to this point. You’ll start getting sex scenes are maybe 10-15 minutes of playing. That’s not too bad. I can’t stand when other games string you along for hours on end before you even get a look at some tits. Now, I wouldn’t go into this game for writing. It sounds like the horny musings of a Sonic-addict, which is pretty spot-on for what this game is. There aren’t too many errors or anything along those lines, but most lines are direct. You’re not getting artfully described erotic scenes or dialog that flows well. It’s shit like “Her cunny clamps around your cock.” You know, it’s not every day that I discover a new word for pussy. I thought I knew them all, but I hadn’t heard cunny before. Do people say that shit? Is that a Sonic thing specifically?

Jerk off to Uncensored, Multi-Paneled Parody Sex Scenes

I don’t fucking know. Anyway, the visuals are about what you would expect from an old-school flash porn game. It’s got the rough cartoon style that is reminiscent of Newgrounds games and animations from the early 2000s. It’s not bad. It’s just not as polished and clean-looking as some of the newer titles out there. And that style is made even weirder by having real-life backgrounds. Each location is just a fucking photo from some house. But let’s talk about what all of you mouth breathers are waiting for—the sex scenes. I wish I could say that they were a slam dunk. Some were good, but others simply weren’t fucking there. You get descriptions coupled with a shot of an empty goddamn room. It’s not like this art style takes that much work to nail down. You only end up getting a handful of illustrated sex scenes. For what it’s worth, each scene is uncensored with multiple panels. But I wanted more. Give me every single scene! I hate this half-finished sort of shit. The guy has only had 7 years to get these scenes finished.

BestSexGame’s Favorite Features

Well, it’s a Sonic parody game. I’m sure most of you sex-starved cucks are already foaming at the mouth at the thought of such a title. That’s going to be the main selling point here. If you’re not super into the Sonic franchise and Cream especially, then you’re not going to get much out of this. It’s a game made for you fucks. It’s got references and shit built-in that fans will appreciate. And, most importantly, you get to blow Cream’s tight pussy as often as you want. The next best part of this game is the porn. You get a handful of lewd scenes that will have you cucks aching for more. The art is uncensored and surprisingly decent for how old it is. Each scene will have a fair bit of erotic dialog that, while simple, is enough to set the mood and get you fucks to blow your loads. Let’s be real, you probably aren’t coming to a Sonic parody game for the skillful writing or anything like that.

BestSexGame’s Suggestions

My main complaint is that there weren’t illustrations for every scene. It’s such a boner-killer when you finally work Cream down to do some kinky shit and not being able to see all of the naughty details. My only other issue was that there wasn’t any fucking audio. Let me hear this bitch moan as she takes my big blue cock. Sure, I get voice acting would be an issue. You nerds would be complaining about them not sounding exactly right, but that shouldn’t matter for the sex scenes. Give me sound effects, music, or anything at all. This game is awkward enough. The silence during the hot fuck scenes doesn’t help.

BestSexGame’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Babysitting Cream is a classic that should be played by Sonic fans looking for a fucked-up game. It’s not for the faint of heart. Sure, the fetish content is minimal. But this is the kind of game that will make you feel guilty for weeks after fapping to it. It’s the kind of shit that makes you question your morals. I’d only play this game if you’re looking to really dive deep into age-play and grooming because that’s what this game is all about. If you’re down with that shit, then I highly recommend you give it a shot. It’s free. It’s got a good handful of uncensored sex scenes. And it’s got all of the Sonic vibes that you fans out there will love.