Elven Conquest: Elf Trainer

Everyone who likes fantasy seems to have a few favorite creatures like vampires, dragons, and zombies. Screenwriters and directors who make stream programs, popular movies, and mainstream games certainly do. But none those are really all that sexy – and I don’t care what the Twilight crowd says, sparkling vampires are not. But I think that just about everyone be they man or woman, straight or gay, would agree that elves are fucking hot. After all, how are they not? They are fantastic beings with magic powers and an exotic looks but are still human-looking with all of the goodies that attractive people do. I certainly think that’s more alluring than a corpse with rotting skin or a fire-breathing, flying reptile. Since mainstream developers don’t want to rock the boat too much, most don’t present completely sexually uninhibited elven dames. But if you know where to look, you can find a few good games with explicit elf gals such as Elven Conquest: Elf Trainer. What rating would I give this game? Short answer: four and a half hands out of five. ‘Nuf said. No more need to go through the rest of the review, right? Well, keep on going, anyway – I promise the long answer is worth the read.

Another Addition to the Adult Game Scene From Pink Tea Games

I’ve already done reviews on some other titles released by Pink Tea and have been rather impressed to varying degrees. Some of their early works weren’t all that hot, but they’ve clearly been making strides in their ability to craft games. Elven Conquest is the fifth game they’ve produced and definitely shows they’ve figured out how to make a fun BDSM adventure without too much fluff or poor design choices. In fact, unlike some other games which are months older, this title has been thoroughly debugged and refined.

The Pace of the Plot Starts Slow But Heats Up

At first, I thought this game was a blatant rip off of just about every magical fantasy cliché. To an extent, I still do what with the green orcs, pointy hat wearing-witch, and sister castles. But I understand why they went the route that they did. Instead of dreaming up a vast new medieval world, they use familiar tropes as a backdrop to focus on what’s essential: hardcore BDSM training. To be fair, they do turn a few of these tropes on their head, which adds to the fun. Rather than have the player be some shining knight – you play as a Darklord, which feels appropriate since you are a merciless dom. After getting a morning blowjob, your royal personage is attacked by an elven assassin who’s accompanied by her nubile pointy-eared assistant. In retaliation, you look the would be murder in the dungeon for training, and make her aid a guest in your castle. After showing the militant elf the ropes with humiliating labor and nipple clamps, you unlock quests to get more play items and even more intense master-slave sex scenes. Unlike other Pink Tea Games, your sexual encounters aren’t just limited to one-on-one sex or doming one woman. As master of your realm, you get the opportunity to have all kinds of fun with the busty babes all-around your kingdom.

The Mechanics Are Simple Enough to Figure Out

If you aren’t familiar with PTG, they specialize in producing click adventures that put you the player in the dom position and surround you with one or several submissive girls. In past titles, their style has been a little generic. But as you can see in this game, they have gone all out on hardcore sub training with a Japanimation look. When it comes to the basics, you are tasked with training a sub through dialogue, manual jobs, and dungeon sessions. With your main bottom bitch and others, you can alternate between a set series of sex acts like titjobs, blowjobs, etc. until your cum meter is built up. With those options, you can adjust the pace, add BDSM toys into the mix, and take other arousing action. It will take a ton of clicking to get to those parts as the opening is a grind fest. However, if you get through the unnecessarily long intro, things pick up pretty fast. Since this game does involve an assassination plot and a more massive conspiracy with the elven folk, there are some other ways to play. When confronted by characters who wish to see you dead, you’ll have to choose between a series of text options in a matter of seconds. This reflex-based part of the adventure doesn’t involve too much of the plot, but it’s an excellent addition. They are quite unforgiving if you make the right choice, you’ll end up dead pretty quick. The designers weren’t completely cruel because if you are taken out, you can start from the beginning of the sequence. If you do make it through those difficult parts, you might unlock some simple arcade-style mini-games. However, they could use a little more polish as I found the controls to be a bit slippery. If you don’t like them or can’t get passed them, those bonuses are skippable.

The Art Style Ain’t Too Bad Either

I touched on this earlier, but I’ve got to say more about the artistic direction the designers went in. Instead of flirting with the idea of using a mix of Western and Eastern character styles, they committed to the anime look. All of the sultry babes have big colorful eyes, snatch figures, and moan just like they do in hentai movies. The backgrounds look a little rough by comparison, but that didn’t really bother me. I was too distracted by the tits, raw pounding, and dank dungeon action. If there’s any complaint that I have, it’s that I wish there were more animations, but what’s presented is plenty satisfying.

The Audio Quality Is Considerably Better Than the Competition

Just like watching a porno, I can hardly stand to play a game that has little or no sound. As I’ve talked about in other games, that weird sense of visual stimulation coupled with auditory deprivation puts me off. Most online games have some music and some decent audio FX, but not worth saying too much about. To focus on EC: ET, most of the sound cues are off the girls groaning as you fuck them, but it’s a nice touch. The music though, has a good deal of crafting put into it and will help put you in the mood.

This Game Can Be Played a Number of Different Ways

Like other interactive adventures from PTG, this game is compatible with PC and Mac machines. You can find several download links with a quick Google search. Plus, there are a couple of sites that let you play download- and cost-free if you stay net-connected. While there isn’t an iPhone or iPad version – or at least not yet – it’s just as easy to find a version for Android devices. Just make sure that you’re careful where you download EC: ET from. With so many sites to choose from, you are going to want to watch out for the shady ones.

Do I Think This Dungeon Fantasy Truly Fantastic?

When I looked it up, Pink Tea Games is making a direct sequel to this, which should be released in the coming months. So those of you who liked this one have something to look forward to. For the rest of you, I’d say you should take a crack at it. Between the hardcore erotic encounters and sexual humor, you’ll either bust a gut or a nut. Then again, you’ll probably do both as you advance through this explicit dungeon game. I’m going to finish up by saying that this game is worth downloading or playing online, especially since you can get it for free. Not only that but unlike other Pink Tea Titles, this title is completely finished. No need to pay for the latest version, just do a quick search and have fun.