Eroge Games

The website title “Eroge Games” kind of grinds my gears because the term eroge is used in Japan to shorten the term “erotic games” so it’s easier to say. So saying Eroge Games is just saying Erotic Games Games, which makes me livid. Anyways, let’s get back to talking about this release platform, shall we? From that short rant I had at the start, you probably already know what the fuck is going on, on this website – fucking erotic games! Since you’ve made it all the way to this review, I’m assuming that you know exactly what you’re getting yourself into, correct? If you’re part of the dense, 50 IQ hooligans who just read reviews about adult websites, then what the fuck are you doing, man? Go and spend that time exploring what the website actually has to offer rather than reading the review about it, you fuckwits. Don’t let whatever I have to say about a website influence what you think about it. Eroge is a very flexible term to use, especially when we’re talking about probably the best sex games on the internet. Just because it’s a sex game, does it automatically become an eroge? If you aren’t familiar with the term, then you’re probably just an uneducated and uncultured normie swine that only resorts to eroge if they have no other fap material to use. Anyways, let me stop rambling and actually get on with this whole review thing.

So What Is Eroge Anyway?

It’s no debate that Japan is probably the leading country when it comes to pumping out top-notch high-quality erotic games – or eroge for short, it’s like a slang. I mean, countless magnificent anime did originate from them, so I wouldn’t question it if someone told me that most of the outstanding eroges online are also developed by them. It’s essentially just animating anime girls to show some extremely seductive shit, that’s the big selling point. If I read it correctly, I think the Japanese formed the market and birthed the need for eroge because their whole technology level was kind of lacking compared to the US. The Japanese released a graphic adventure entitled NightLife, filled with plenty of seductive images and sexually explicit animations. Seeing how this received a great response, the Japanese didn’t hesitate to release another one, resulting in the start of the eroge era.

My First Impressions Of Eroge Games

It’s always great to start off the whole review with a little input from the reviewer, right? No better way to do that than with the first impressions, so here we go! The first thing that came to my mind was that the site actually looked pretty bare. The whole thing looks clean and sleek as fuck, but it does look rather barren. The only content is the game description. If the only stuff that really fills the page is the game’s descriptions and whatnot, the only thing you’d really think of is a game magazine or maybe just a blog that updates you regularly on the games that are being released and updated. So from the look of things, you’re probably going to just end up using this site to get updates on the games that you are currently playing or any new title releases. I’m pretty sure of that. The site does have connection errors sometimes, so don’t be too bummed out if you can’t use it right away – neither the games nor the other content will move anytime soon. Bear with it or go to a different website. I actually want to browse the content they have on their website, so I don’t see this as an obstacle, I could just come back another time. Also, from what I’ve explored so far, no eyesores like ads or pop-ups, which I am a huge fan of.

Get Yourself Registered

Oh, don’t get your little sissy pants in a twist. Just because you have to register doesn’t mean there’s going to be some extra shit you have pay for. Most of the time, having a registered account barely even gives you any differences. The use of this is just so the developers have a database of their most dedicated and loyal users. Registering with your email also allows them to keep you updated on the game titles they release, so it’s not such a bad thing. Other than registering an account on Eroge Games, I don’t think they’re demanding too much from you. It’s the usual process that you have to go through, a username and password, then your email. Bingo Bango Bongo, easy as that. You get occasional news updates sent via your email. That’s probably the only personal information you have to give out.

What You Can Expect To See In Eroge Games

I mean, of course, erotic games. But there’s so much more than that, my dear readers. You get genuine eroge straight from Japan so you can experience the best sex games developed by the master creators and artisans themselves. In its purest, rawest form, which is a pretty neat feat to pull off. There are even some English-translated erotic games, so you don’t have to worry about being excluded from their list of the best sex games. They know that you sweaty motherfuckers aren’t the type to actually dedicate yourself to learning the whole Japanese language. They know that you want to experience the whole gameplay, they know that you want to understand what goes on in the game and how to control the shits that goes on. This is a pretty considerate and generous thing for them to do for you pitiful swine who have nothing better to do with their time. The navigation and sorting are pretty important when it comes to blog-like game hubs or release platforms like these where the data is just chucked in entry after entry. You won’t have to worry about being left hanging whenever you’re searching for a game because Eroge Games has got you covered with their advanced search bar and the basic tags/categories. Finding your way around the site will be pretty simple. There’s also some extra cool shit that you can explore if you want a little more than just getting free download links. You can look through their whole game collection with the Games List tab. You could go to their forum to discuss some shit about the games with some like-minded perverted bastards. Or maybe even walkthroughs and what not to make your gaming experience easier. It will redirect you to different pages with the same simple layout.

Recommendations For Improvement

You read the sub-heading, there’s no need for me to explain it. So why don’t we get right into it? The actual review part of this whole review. Let’s start off with the site layout. I mean, it’s a pretty clean looking layout without too much cluster, but that’s the thing, it’s way too fucking basic. There are plenty more release platforms on the internet with a better site layout and site design, meaning Eroge Games needs to up their layout game to even start competing. Most of the content that gets posted on this website is user-generated. You know what that means, right? You are going to have to sort through, look through, browse through, and explore the shit out of the game collection to find some hidden gems or even some golden sex games. Because most of the shit that you’re going to find on there is probably just going to be utter garbage. I hope they have actual standards to avoid putting out trashy erotic games. Lastly, the English-translated games that they offer. Goodness me, the number of grammatical errors that some of the games have is just stressful. Admittedly, I haven’t played all of them, but only from the few that I did play had way too many grammatical errors within the dialogue. It’s like trying to understand English coming from a Scottish person with a strong accent. I hope they really do get those fixed pronto.

Conclusion

If you’re; a shut-in weeaboo, an average weeaboo, a normie, or even a pseudo-weeaboo, you’ll definitely love using and browsing through Eroge Games. You can search far and wide through the entire website for anything and everything eroge! Which is fantastic for you jobless weeaboo fucks! The people over at Eroge Games even make your life simpler with the walkthroughs they offer so you can get to those juicy scenes quicker.