Harem Collector

Harem Collector is an Expansive Open-World RPG by Bad Kitty Games

I know that 99 percent of you beta cucks sit there dreaming about having your very own harem of cumsluts. For once, it’s a dream that we both share. Though I can’t say I share your vision of them being loli waifus. I’m more of a hot MILF kind of guy. At least fucking hot babes in their 40s comes without all of that baggage. But let’s be real, you mouthbreathers don’t stand a chance at getting laid by a 3/10 butter face let alone start your own sex slave empire. It’s just not going to happen. It’s best that you cucks come to terms with that shit now. Instead of dwelling on that fact, you should play the kinky sex game that I’ve got in store for you today. Harem Collector is a lewd RPG about, you fucking guessed it, collecting and building your very own harem of sluts. I’ll get into all of those lovely details in a bit. This game has been in the works since back in 2016. Bad Kitty Games has been plugging away at it pretty steadily over the years, but the game has only just now gotten to version 0.46.4 as of July 2020. And this dude has been around for a while. I couldn’t find any of his older titles, but this dude has been making free adult games since 2013.

Download and Play the Full Game for Free with no Catches!

If you want to keep up with this game’s development, then you should consider donating to this talented fuck’s Patreon page over at Patreon.com/badkittygames. But don’t you poor betas worry; you don’t need to go zipping up your fly and putting your micro-dicks away. You don’t have to pay a dime for this game. To get a direct download link to the latest copy of the game you should mosey on over to bad-kitty-games.itch.io. This dude’s motto is “Quality adult games, for free, forever.” That’s an idea I can fucking get behind.

The game starts you off as a member of the local adventurer’s guild. You can customize your name, but I just went with the pre-filled name “Ralph.” You are currently celebrating your rise up through the league. You’ve just been promoted! All of those fetch quests and rat-slaying paid off. You get a few drinks into the night and start mulling on your lot in life—you’re not happy with it. You want bitches. You want a mansion. And, by God, you’re going to go out and take what’s rightfully yours. First things first, you need to get the dosh required to buy that mansion to the north.

Take Control of Your Life & Start Building Your Harem

Getting robbed and thrown in the sewer while you’re drunk puts a bit of a damper on your plans, but you’re not giving up. You find a broker and he promises you the mansion if you rescue his son and daughter from the clutches of your friendly neighborhood sex slavers. It takes some wandering around. You’ll need to follow a few leads. Oh, and there’s even a loli pedo trap in this game for you sick fucks. You’ll get fucking Chris Hansened by a guard. It’s incredible. You’ll end allying yourself with some righteous paladin babe to cut your way through these evil slave traders. You rescue the freshly 18-year-old daughter, put a slave collar on her, and then demand the mansion for yourself as you steal this dude’s daughter. Now, that’s a fucking alpha move right there If I’ve ever seen one. Some of you betas could learn a thing or two from that shit. Confidence speaks volumes. And, well, having a mind-controlling slave collar helps a bit too.

Standard RPG Maker Combat, Exploration, and Leveling

The gameplay is your basic RPG Maker stuff. You complete quests, earn dosh, explore dungeons, fight baddies, and fuck bitches. You can expect some standard turn-based combat without any unique features or tactics. You have skills, magic, and attacks that work better against some enemies than others. I wish there was a little more to the combat system, but it works well enough. It just ends up feeling like filler content more than anything. It doesn’t help that most of the assets and menus are straight rips from the basic RPG Maker toolset. They could have done more to make this game stand out. At least the writing was pretty solid. This was one of the few RPG Maker titles where the characters felt dynamic and pretty fleshed out. Everyone you meet will have a unique personality and goals of their own to consider. While you don’t get many notable dialog choices, the story is still character-driven due to how open-world it is. After the initial quest, you can go out and tackle the game however the hell you want to. There are babes out there to recruit to your harem, and it is up to you to go out and find them.

Rub Yourself Raw to Hot Uncensored Hentai Illustrations

It takes a little while to get to the initial h-content, but I didn’t mind that much. This is a gameplay focused experience. It didn’t feel like a slog or anything to get through. I was interested. I was engaged. So, it didn’t bother me that it took 20ish minutes to unlock the first fapworthy scene. It helped that these scenes came gushing out as you progress. You’ll have loads of hot scenes to jerk your dick to in no time at all. The scenes themselves are solid. You get multiple uncensored illustrations per scene with each one rendered in a high-quality hentai art style. It’s fucking great. While you don’t get any sexy sound effects, you do get some decent music and erotic dialog lines. I don’t think the vast majority of you horny bastards will have any trouble blowing a few loads to this fappable content. It’s some damn good shit for a free game.

BestSexGame’s Favorite Features

This felt like an actual game. I know that doesn’t sound like a high bar to meet, but it really fucking is. The characters were fleshed out. The story, while simple, was engaging. You have a detailed world full of characters, objects, and locations to interact with. It felt like a full-fledged RPG experience. If you’re looking for that kind of kinky grind-fest, then this is your game. And I love a game with humor. There are some pretty damn funny one-liners peppered throughout this game. But, man, these hentai scenes are fucking great. Sure, some animation and sexy sound effects could have taken these to the next level, but you can still fap to these kinky scenes without issue. This shit is so good. You get loads of uncensored illustrations. These scenes will keep you horny fucks coming back for more. And the erotic descriptions during these scenes really help drive that immersion home. Bad Kitty knows what the fuck he’s doing when it comes to writing a decent sex scene.

BestSexGame’s Suggestions

The pace could use a little work. I wouldn’t say I was ever bored while playing, but some sections felt drawn out. I really think that this issue could be resolved with a mini-map quest tracker. I wasn’t a fan of wandering around aimlessly looking for locations. It’d be easier if all of the damn buildings didn’t look practically the same. Having some more unique assets would have gone a long way in making it easier to navigate certain areas of the world. But at least those were the only minor issues I had with this awesome game.

BestSexGame’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Harem Collector is a great game for RPG fans. Those of you looking for a quick fap might want to come back to this shit when you have some more patience. If you’re looking for a game that actually feels like an RPG, then you need to give this a shot. It’s full of humor, great characters, engaging quests, and uncensored illustrations. Plus, you get all of that for the low, low price of completely free. You can expect many hours of content from this expansive open-world RPG game. That sounds like a damn good deal to me.