Hentai Crush

Hentai Crush is a Bubble Matching Hentai Game by Mature Games

You weebs can’t get enough hentai pussy. You’re fucking surrounded by it. I bet if I walked into most of your crusty, fetid rooms that I would find it full of frilly school girl posters, 1:8 scale lewd figures, and anime scrolls. Oh, and I can’t forget the harem of body pillows covered in yellowed stains. It’s no wonder that you betas can’t get a girl to come and let you fuck her brains out. You try and take her back to your fap den and she’ll think she’s about to get fucking kidnapped or something. But, hey, that means less competition for me. So, I’m here to fuel your sad, sad addiction with yet another hot hentai game.

The one I’ve got for you today mixes dating simulator elements with those fun bubble matching games. You’ll see what I mean here in a bit. What you guys need to know is that this is a fully completed game. I know, it’s shocking. A horny developer actually managed to finish his goddamn work without starting half a dozen side projects for half a decade. Talk about a miracle. It was released back in March 2019 to a solid bit of success.

Download this Completed Game from Steam for the Low Price of $1.99!

Now, this completed project is going to cost you horny weebs some money. Get ready for this shit. It’s going to cost you a whopping $1.99 on Steam. I know that’s a lot of money to some of you cucks, but I think you’ll manage. That’s more than a fair price for this quality hentai fuck fest. And you don’t have to worry about waiting for updates or any of that bullshit that comes with an in-development game. No Patreons. No Kickstarters. None of that shit.

The story is pretty straightforward. You’re playing as a horny fuck who knows a lot of babes. All that you want is to get laid and have a hot waifu to call your girlfriend. But it won’t be easy. You’ll need to chat these babes up, give them gifts, and take them on dates before they’ll spread their legs for you. You know, like real life. You can’t just go around telling sluts to bend over and let you fuck them raw. Well, you fucks can’t do that. It works for me.

A Casual Bubble-Matching Game With Dating Simulator Elements

The game throws you right into the midst of things after a brief tutorial. Basically, you need to first talk to these girls to learn some facts about them. The more you know about them the more their affection will increase after dates. At least, that’s what I gathered from the rather shitty writing. I don’t mean to rag on it too much. It was probably translated from Japanese or something. But it wasn’t done well. There are some odd syntax errors all over the place. This fuck loves to use semicolons and place them where they have no business being. Thankfully, the dialog and writing aren’t really focal points.

Each date will consist of a bubble matching game. You’ve all seen this shit before. You have different colored bubbles that you can aim and bounce off of walls to try and match them with their color. It’s easy shit. It was all the rage on those old flash game sites. Your goal is to free all of the hearts on screen before you run out of bubbles to shoot. And, well, it can get pretty challenging during some of these levels. I was surprised. I expected the entire game to be a fucking cakewalk, but I found myself having to retry on quite a few stages.

Pick and Choose Your Favorite Waifus to Romance

That’s not a bad thing. I like a game that offers a bit of a challenge. Completing stages will give you some dosh as well as increase that babe’s affection for you. You can only go on one date per level of affection, so you’ll want to split up your time equally between the girls. You can raise affection by buying gifts, completing difficult challenge levels, and by chatting with them. So, you can always go and grind out levels with other girls to buy your favorite waifu gifts. Each level up will get you a hot hentai scene to jerk off to.

It won’t take you long to get to the good shit. Sure, the first couple of scenes will just be scantily clad babes teasing you with the goods. Well, unless you start the game in “Fap Mode.” Yeah, that’s right. You can start the game with every hot illustration unlocked and instead work towards unlocking full video sex scenes of these horny waifus. That’s what I’m fucking talking about. Finally, a porn game that knows you’re here to jerk off. You can jerk your dick to these hot illustrations while you blow through level after level in pursuit of the grand prize.

Jerk off to Uncensored Hentai Illustrations and Fully Animated Sex Scenes

You know that this shit looks good. It’s got that classic hentai art style that you mouthbreathers have come to know and love. You get beautifully drawn anime babes with big tits, wide hips, and gravity-defying asses. And the sex scenes are fappable as hell. You get uncensored illustrations that you feel like you’ve earned through all of your hard work. But the real quality comes in when you get a fully animated fuck scene full of hot moans and sound effects. They may take ages to unlock, but I think they are well worth the wait.

While this is a solid Steam game, I found that it lacked depth. It doesn’t feel like you need to settle down on your fucking desktop battle station for this game. I’d much rather have a mobile version of the game to take around with me. It’s got big buttons, simple mechanics, and hot illustrations. It’s practically begging for a mobile app. It’d be cool to see one come out in the future, but I doubt it will. The team is likely working on other projects by now.

BestSexGame’s Favorite Features

This game doesn’t try to be anything crazy. You’re here to do some bubble matching, date waifus, and rub yourself raw to hot hentai. And that’s exactly what you get. The bubble matching game is consistently fun. Hell, I’d play it one its own. It’s the kind of game that is simply fun to fuck around with for a few hours. This one just has the added bonus of unlocking hot fap material when you win. Also, the price point is perfect. Two bucks will get you a fuck ton of content to jerk off to. I hate when simple-ass games like this set outrageously high prices.

Speaking of fapping, the hentai art will satisfy even the horniest of weebs out there. You get dozens of illustrations to get off to as well as a handful of intractable, fully-animated sex scenes. It’s some quality content. Oh, and I wish more games had a “Fap Mode.” That shit was awesome. More games need to let you skip all of the bullshit and get right to the good stuff.

BestSexGame’s Suggestions

The writing could have used a few more passes before it was pushed out. It’s pretty fucking bad. But at least the writing isn’t the main focus of the game. You’re not here to get dynamic characters or a crazy storyline. Your main character doesn’t even have a fucking name. The most you ever see of the dude is his cock when he’s plowing these whores. But that was my only big complaint. Other than that, the game plays how I expected it to. The art is great. The gameplay works well. Oh, I guess adding a mobile app version would be cool. But, again, I don’t see that happening.

BestSexGame’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Hentai Crush is a fantastic casual hentai game that most of you will enjoy. It’s not a must-play since it doesn’t bring anything new or unique to the table, but it is a good time. And it will only run you a little under two bucks to get your hands on it. You don’t have to deal with any monthly payments for games that very well may never be finished. That alone should have you whipping out your goddamn credit card. I highly recommend this game to any of you fucks looking to jerk off to hot hentai waifus.