Milftoon Drama

Milftoon Drama is a Visual Novel all About Romancing and Banging MILFs

I don’t think I’ve met a cuck on this earth who doesn’t love a busty MILF. Fuck those dumb asses who say that women lose all use and attractiveness when they hit 30. Some bitches age like a fine wine. Flat asses become plump peaches. Narrow hips widen. Thin thighs get girthy and graspable. I fucking love MILFs, man. And you can bet your asses that any MILF worth fucking will have massive gravity-defying milkers. Hell, you might even get lucky and find a hot MILF who will lactate for you if that’s your kink. Shit, I’m getting off on a tangent again. I just can’t help it. I can sit around and praise hot babes for hours on end. Anyway, this tangent wasn’t completely useless. I’ve got a kinky sex game for you guys today called Milftoon Drama. I sure hope that you bastards have heard of Milftoon before. It’s one of the longest-running, most-popular toon porn comics ever. They’ve been pumping out quality content for years now.

A Free Visual Novel by the Popular Milftoon Comic Creator

Lucky for you cucks, they decided to make a game back in 2017. I won’t lie—it’s been slow going. They started this journey back in 2017 and have only made it up to version 0.29. But even that isn’t the full story. There are three different versions of this game that all tell different parts of the story. However, the creator says that you should hop right into version three since the previous two versions are dated and not as good. Fuck, it’s confusing. Regardless, you can pick up the whole game for free from Patreon.com/MilftoonDrama, or you can and download it from Milftoon.com. The game tried to give you a recap, but it fell short. I still didn’t really know what the hell was going on. I had to look up a summary, so let me lay it on you. You’re this horny fuck named Joey who is heading to college. But this isn’t a game about going to college. It’s a game about getting laid before you go. It’s like Superbad without the awesome cast of characters. Fuck, now I just want to go and watch Superbad.

Your Goal is Simple: Fuck as Many MILFs as Possible Before College

Anyway, your goal is simple: get laid as many times as possible. I, too, have the same goal in life. The story is really what you make of it. You can choose which characters to pursue. I wish that you had some more direction. You have this pretty fucking large map of locations, but I couldn’t figure out where to go or how to progress on my own. You start with an array of items that you can use for certain things. But, man, it’s all just a little too tedious for my tastes. I wasn’t a huge fan of the dialog. Have you ever had that friend who sends messages to you in two-word lines? I fucking hate that shit. It blows up your phone with dozens of notifications for something that could have been said in just a single message. Milftoon Drama’s dialog is set-up the same way. Each character only speaks a few words at a time for some stupid reason. It makes it so that I have to click through a hundred goddamn lines for a short conversation. What’s the goddamn point?

A Unique Art Style that Fans of the Long-Running Comic Will Love

The game has a very unique style that most of you will recognize. It’s the same style that all of the comics were done in. If you like those, then you’ll definitely be a fan of this game’s aesthetic. Expect loads of big-breasted sluts. If you’re a tit guy, then you’ll be in love with this goddamn game. Though you will, thankfully, come across the occasional babe with a different body type. You can expect a ton of different fetish scenes. There’s incest, exhibitionism, cheating, cucking, blackmail, anal, and all of your other basic shit. It’s got a little of everything for all of your horny gamers. Oh, and it’s worth bringing up gameplay. There’s not much to it, really. It’s a point and click adventure without any bells or whistles tacked on. Don’t come into this game expecting any complex combat systems or anything along those lines.

Simple Point and Click Gameplay

You don’t get any mini-games or anything, but the game does give you quite a few choices to make. And, for what it’s worth, these choices do influence the story going forward. I just wouldn’t put too much stake in those choices since the story, well, fell flat for me. I just couldn’t get invested in any of these characters. You may disagree, but they felt static and bland to me. The game does have some pretty great audio. The music is on-point, and you even get some background sounds to help draw you in. Though I wish there were some voiced lines. The whole game is built around mingling and chatting with hot babes. The janky dialog system might make more sense if the lines were spoken that way. I don’t fucking know. I just want to hear a hot MILF whisper dirty things to me as I jerk my cock. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

Dozens of Hot Sex Scenes of MILFs Getting Pounded

But enough beating around the bush. Let’s talk about porn. This game has a lot of it. You get immediate access to every scene that occurred in the first two versions of the game. Now, that’s what I like to fucking see. But you won’t even need those scenes to fill the gaps. This game hits you with uncensored, animated sex scenes like they’re going out of style. You even get kinky audio and moans to accompany each scene. Hell, the first few minutes of the game will have you plowing some bitch in the ass. Milftoon Drama puts porn first.

BestSexGame’s Favorite Features

All of the hot MILFs! How could that not be my favorite feature? Seriously, this damn game is a MILF lover’s wet dream. MILFs as far and wide as the eye can see! You can pick and choose from nearly a dozen kinky babes to fuck. And each and every one of them will be more than eager for you to dick them down. It was cool to see Milftoon make an actual game. I’ve been following their comics for quite some time. So, I was a fan of this shit before I even downloaded the game Second, of course, comes the animated sex scenes. I’m a sucker for these. Even the lightly animated scenes were hot as fuck. Give me all of the hot sound effects, moans, and gasps of pleasure that you can. And, man, this game does not hold back when it comes to the fetish scenes. You’ll be fucking a bitch in plain view somewhere without giving a shit. It’s great. It’s how I live my life and how you betas should like yours.

BestSexGame’s Suggestions

The recap sucks. I didn’t have a clue as to what the fuck was going on or why I was doing what I was doing. There should be an animated comic or something that goes over what happened in the older, jankier games. I seriously had to look up a guide. You know you’re not on the right track when you have to look up a fucking walkthrough to a porn game. This shit should be simple. After all, I don’t think most of us are at 100 percent thinking power when we’re trying to get off to some hot MILF porn.

BestSexGame’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Milftoon Drama is a must-play game for fans of the comic series. Even new fans will find a lot to enjoy in this kinky, provocative addition to the series. It may be confusing. You might get lost in the beginning. But the game truly is pretty damn good once you get over those hurdles. There’s a vast city to explore with all sorts of kinky babes to fuck. What more could you want? Go and download the full game for free, and rub yourself raw to dozens of animated, uncensored sex scenes!