My New Life

Don’t be misled by how mediocre the title sounds. This game is actually a really amazing incest-centered adventure game. I mean, just from that sentence alone, you can decipher that this game is filled with you fucking your sister, your stepmom and your step-sisters. You aren’t limited to them though, you can fuck your best friends, your aunt, your classmates, teachers, and maybe even the school principal. Pretty cool, huh?

Now that I have your attention with what the game has, why don’t we get into more depth so that I can convince your perverted degenerates to actually play this game. Why “convince”? Because this game has so many confusing directions and missions that even with a walkthrough, it’s going to lead to fuck knows where. You’re going to have a hard time playing the game, but that doesn’t really mean that you’re not going to have fun, right?

Do prepare yourself because you’re going to need to use a little more than 2 brain cells and at a capacity higher than 80 IQ. You’re going to have to do a lot of shit over and over again without a single complaint so that you can get great scenes with your family. For example, sneaking into your stepmother’s room at night and doing whatever the fuck you want to do to her. Or maybe sneaking in on your blood-related sister in the bathroom to have sex with her!

Embrace Being A Closeted Pervert and Fuck Your Family!

Did that strike a chord with you? So you really are a closeted pervert! Don’t worry, I won’t judge you one bit, especially since I’m having this pseudo-conversation with you through this review. Anyways, this is the game perfect for you bastards who are unendingly lustful for incest of any and every kind – not quite, since there are no father-to-daughter situations. Apart from that, you can give in to your unnatural fucked up desires of getting it on with the family.

From the title alone, you would probably have an idea like you will move into a new place, with a new family and a new environment. Well, that’s half-true because you’re just going to have a new family with a stepmom and two step-sisters. My New Life is exactly that. You get to vicariously live through some game character’s infinitely better life than what you are currently experiencing in your sad, miserable reality. Ooh, too close to home?

My New Life’s Gameplay

No better way to start off other than naming your character, right? It’s a good thing that you agree because that’s precisely how we’ll start off our wonderful incestuous adventure. After you’ve settled on a name, you’ll have the choice of choosing between seeing the intro or not. Suppose it’s your first time running the game. In that case, I definitely recommend you go through the whole intro to understand the whole family situation a little easier.

It’s just a short introduction to tell you how you ended up as a new family and what each new family member will like, so there’s no need to worry about spending unnecessary time just reading through the whole dialogue shenanigans. Right after that, you’re going to see something that brings a sense of nostalgia because of the game’s isometric style. Something that resembles a colored version of what retro-Pokemon looks like.

The controls will also be quite familiar to you, that’s if you are no stranger to games created in RPG Maker. You move around with the arrow keys and interact with stuff using Space or Z and open up the menu with the right-click, Escape key, or X. you also have the choice of moving around using your mouse. You know what that means, you can keep playing the game with one hand and jack off to it with your left! This combo is all too familiar to you, I’m sure.

You can fuck around for your first run to see what the game will truly be like and if you want to continue playing it the proper way. A unique mechanic about this game is that you only have 30 in-game days to completely corrupt your family, friends, classmates, and teachers so you can have sex with them whenever you want. Not only corrupt the characters, but you also need to spend your time wisely because you need to earn money as well.

What makes this kind of hard to manage is the fact that you still have to continuously live your student life. You can’t just go out doing whatever the fuck you want, you still need to go to school since you are still an 18-year-old high school student. You need to study and get good grades to not get scolded by your teachers, and it will also help you improve your relationships with them, thus more fucking for you!

There’s also another mechanic where you can program an alarm clock in your room to wake up at around dawn. Doing this gives you unique opportunities to get it on with your sister and step-sisters, like having a competition with video games sneaking up on them in the living room. Try to get as much done as you can before your dad gets back from his month-long work trip – hence, the 30-day time limit to get your shit done.

The Oh-So-Wonderful Plot

By “plot,” we mean the storyline, not the plot that many internet warriors use online when they’re about titties and asses. Our New Life focuses upon the main character, which we get to name whatever the fuck we want. He’s part of a “broken” family where his mother left him and the family. Your father will go on a business trip for a month, leaving you with your extremely voluptuous sister, step-sisters, and stepmom.

Your sister, Sarah, is obsessed with collecting cards that are supposed to resemble Pokemon? They go by Tinymon in the game. You know what that means, you have to go around the town’s kiosks to buy these cards or trade them with your friends to give to Sarah, so your relationship with her transcends just siblings. She’ll reward you with blowjobs, boobjobs, handjobs, sexy stripteases, and sex until you bust a nut inside(or outside) of her.

Your biggest adversary at the start of the whole adventure is your sassy, almost bitchy, stepmom – Maria. She doesn’t like how much of a pervert you are, especially since she hasn’t had a good dicking since your dad left for the trip. Apart from her, you can actually do that alarm clock mechanic to fuck your step-sisters late in the night, so I guess it’s not so bad having them around the house, right?

Don’t forget your classmates and friends. You can go on dates with them to raise your relationship status with them if you want to. You can go on dates and whatnot, which will lead you to eventually having sex with them. The very first friend you get to fuck is Alexx. This sexy and wild entity fucks you before leaving the city. She’ll give you directions to a bookstore with “special services” that will help you raise your sexual skills and endurance.

My Favorite Features in My New Life

I really liked the fact that you had to start from the ground up, along with the challenge of the 30 days, makes the game a little more challenging and a lot more fun. Building up like earning money, gaining popularity, becoming internet famous, improving your sexual skills, and upping your relationship status with everyone. Why is this important? Well, you can definitely see the differences whenever you have sex with the ladies. Only when you get there.

My New Life definitely feels like an adventure game/RPG because of the large map schemes, and through the many stores and establishments, you can go in. Keep in mind that you need to familiarize yourself with the whole area to not waste time when going to stores, your friends’ and teachers’ houses. That’s right, you get to fuck all of them in their own homes, how cool is that?

The sex scenes could have been executed with a lot more finesse, but I’m not one to really complain. As long as they get my dick hard and get me in the mood, I can claim that the sex scenes are pretty good. You get wonky animations, but the incredibly voluptuous character models make up for it. The audio is a big plus too, helps you bust a nut quicker.

My Final Verdict

My New Life is definitely something I’d recommend to friends. Despite having quite the number of bugs and glitches, it has the potential to become one of the best sex games on the internet. The language and grammar are also a little iffy, but that’s not too big of an issue, especially considering how this game developer doesn’t have English as a first language. This was extremely entertaining for me, I’d give this a 4 out of 5.