Pandorium

How are you doing, my perverted friends! I am here once again to let you in on a badass adult game that will surely make you empty those cum-filled balls. But let’s not do that right now since there’s still a lot of things to talk about this game. If you have been searching so bad for a game that will give you one hell of a masturbating experience, this game might just be the one that you have been waiting for. Got a little excited? Great, because that’s precisely what you should be feeling right now.

I fucking present you, Pandorium! Are you fucking ready to colonize space? You better be fucking ready to as this game is about to let you create your own world, build a colony, and breed creatures! How fucking exciting does that sound? I don’t know about you, but I was so fucking excited to try this game just from reading its description. The game was released a couple of years back, and I guess not many of you have heard of it before, but damn, this game should’ve gotten all the attention it deserves. I guess that’s what I’m here for, right? So, let’s get this motherfucking awesome review started!

First Impression of The Game

The first time I saw the title of the game without seeing any images or reading any descriptions about it, the first that came to my mind is that, is this going to be another futuristic game? Is this going to be another shitty game that was just published without putting so much time and effort? There are so many things that came to my mind when I saw the title of the game. It almost came to the point where I would just scroll past the game, but I am fucking glad I clicked the game.

There’s more to this than meets the eye, true enough when I reached the game’s official website, it just blew my mind right away. Oh boy, I can still remember the joy I felt while I was just scrolling through their website. It was fucking surreal, and the images they advertised were so fucking on point. Everything that I saw on their website was the first thing that I was expecting to see once I tried the game. Without hesitation, I went straight ahead and downloaded the game. It was one of the best decisions that I have ever made.

Colonize in Space

This is not a regular game, this is the future, bitches! This is that kind of game that will make you want to just keep playing it for the rest of your life. Finally, it’s time to make your stay in your grandmother’s basement worthwhile. This isn’t the right time to waste that precious time, as there are many things you could fucking do in this game! I did play a game similar to this one, but the vibes that Pandorium gave are on a new whole new level.

Don’t get me wrong, the similar games that I have tried in the past are not that bad, this one happens to be better. Right at the start of the game, you are informed of what’s about to happen and what you have to do to make it through living in space. You start with a limited number of immigrants, and it’s up to you to build and develop the food for each and everyone that is left with you. Think of it as a challenge, wherein you start with nothing and eventually work your way up.

The Gameplay

The gameplay involves a lot of moving around since you are going to be exploring a lot of places in the game. There are certain places that you have to maintain, and you have to go visit these places regularly. Yes, you are going to be spending a lot of time if you start playing this game. A lot of patience is also needed since there are times that you have to wait for that certain activity to finish.

To give you an idea, there are around 14 areas that you could explore in the game. All of these areas have a role that you have to utilize to keep everything running in order. One of the things that you should highly consider is maximizing efficiency. Since you are starting from scratch, you need farmers, miners, and breeders. These are some of the most important factors in the game. It’s a great idea to maximize them if you want to last long in the game.

You also need to earn yourself money. You can use the money that you earned to upgrade your production. The more money you earn, the better and faster you can increase your production rate. You should also consider where you spend the money that you earned. You don’t really have to work on certain areas at the beginning, just the ones that you really need like farming, mining, and breeding.

Here are some tips if you want to do a little better in the game so that you don’t feel like a complete failure even when it comes to one of the best sex games. Figure out how to maximize your efficiency so that your outputs will always be excellent – have farmers farm, miners mine and breeders, well, breed. Matching all of the good stats when breeding will give you offspring with better stats, so that’s another thing that you need to keep in mind.

Work smart, not hard, as they say. So what does that entail? If you work smart, then you won’t be wasting your resources on people with shitty stats, right? Exactly so. Now, when it comes to training your players, you need to consider the compatibility of their training with their base stats. We do recommend having Endurance as the priority skill.

Customization Options

What? Did you think that you’re going to be playing a shitty pre-made character throughout the whole game? Fuck no! See here’s the thing, you can become the sexiest man alive, or even the most attractive woman for you. You can do your thing with the customization with the hair and hair color (black, blonde, brown, dyed, gray, and red). However, some of the hair colors depend on race, where you choose between African, Asian, or European.

Oh, I definitely didn’t forget the most important part – the sex that you can choose. That’s right, though you are in a templated body that looks rather appealing for both sexes, by the way. There’s a third option that you can choose, totally up to you. Still, suppose you have those fetishes and preferences. In that case, you can be a hermaphrodite or “futa” in more weeaboo terms. Why not, right? It’s another one of your deep-seated fetishes fulfilled!

What I Like About Pandorium

It wouldn’t be an actual review if I didn’t include any content that actually reviews the game, right? So here we are, I’ll be telling you what makes the game an overly positive experience for me. You might agree with me; you might not, but do keep in mind that this is all my subjective opinion, which you shouldn’t really give two shits about since you can just go play the game on your own, right? Anyways, let me get down to it.

Firstly, the art quality is just so damn amazing. There is a paywall with the whole Patreon subscription thing, but that’s all great and justified since you are getting an insanely high-quality pornographic game with great replayability, artwork, and even the art style in and of itself! The characters(both human and extra-terrestrial) have great features that make them all attractive and viable to jack off. The art is a strong A-grade for me.

The whole gameplay experience is rather enjoyable. It’s practically the first time I’ve ever played something like a survival/space colonization game, much less pornographic! The whole spiel of having to manage your entire colony while having to worry about resources and all of that jazz was quite a challenge but still enjoyable nonetheless. I mean, I still get all of the good juicy shit in the end, so I have no complaints in both the gameplay and porn!

Conclusion

A bit biased of me to write a whole review and just include the positive shit without giving you any of the negatives – it just makes me look like a biased reviewer, right? It’s quite justified since there aren’t any things for me to dislike when it comes to Pandorium. The whole game concept is unique, the execution of it was excellent, the artwork is terrific, and all of the porn is top-tier refreshing shit to my eyes. I give this game a strong 4 out of 5.