Peasant's Quest

Peasant’s Quest is a Non-Linear RPG by Tinkerer that is Full of Lewd Content

Listen up you elf-addicted cucks. Yeah, that’s right, I’m talking to you fantasy dweebs out there. Put down that tome of a book and toss your nerdy dice to the side for a fucking second and let me tell you about a kinky porn game. Fantasy games don’t have enough hot fuck scenes. Sure, you get scantily clad sluts doing battle and all of that shit. And some games might have a sex scene or two, but you have to play through dozens of hours of boring content to get there. I want to jerk my dick to a fetish-filled fantasy game full of fantasy babes, succubi, elves, orcs, and angels getting dicked. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for.

Play the Public Version of Peasant’s Quest for Free!

And I found just that sort of game! It’s called Peasant’s Quest and, well, it’s all about this peasant fuck who goes on a quest. I’ll get into all of the wonderful story details here in a bit. First, let’s talk about the talented fuck responsible for this sex game. The man behind this project goes by Tinkerer, and he started making this game back in early 2017. He’s been adding content to this title pretty frequently. It’s already on version 2.01, but it looks like there’s still a long road ahead for this shit.

Thankfully, you don’t have to sneak into your mom’s room and plug in her credit card number just to play an unfinished game. You can head over to Patreon.com/Tinkerer to download the full Public version of the game for free. Sure, it’s a few versions behind. But you beggars can’t afford to be choosers. You get what you get. Alternatively, you can dish out $1 a month to get access to the full Patron version of the game.

Simple, Straightforward Adventure Story

The story in Peasant’s Quest is about as simple as it gets. You play as a young man who decides to leave his life of a farmhand behind for a life of adventure and excitement. This is all conveyed via a single text box. You don’t meet your parents or even see your home. The game jumps to you arriving in the small wooded town of Weirdwood. You don’t have much to your name except a small bag of clothes and a few gold coins in your pocket.

The game doesn’t give you any directions. You are free to wander this town as you see fit. The only bar in your way is that you need to chat with nearly every village local before you can set off and explore the dangerous woods surrounding the village. The first girl I ran into took care of the stables. She asks you to clean up some of the shit outside. While you’re out there, you can peep through the windows to find her jerking off a horse and aiming the load at her chest. Fuck. Alright, that escalated quickly.

An Aimless Feeling Game With No Real Direction or Plot to Start

Then you can demand her to give you some horse cum in exchange for your silence. Fucking weird. The other occupants of the town are a bit more normal. There’s a blacksmith, mayor, potion seller, farm, and all of that good stuff. Ironically, you leave your job as a farmhand only to have the work the farms here to make enough money to become an adventurer. You’d think that your character would have saved up before leaving home for the rest of his life but whatever.

I really wish that this game had some more direction. I get the open-ended style and all, but I couldn’t help but wonder why the fuck I wasn’t just settling down in this town? There’s no pressing threat. There’s no villain. You get some plot hooks after you complete a fuck ton of busywork, but why not frontload the game with the good shit? Buying flour, shoveling dirt, and watching crops can get pretty fucking boring when there’s no real plotline to justify those quests.

Bland Combat, Characters, and Visuals

This is definitely a classic RPG Maker RPG. You have that same basic combat system that you’d expect from a game made using this engine. It’s a simple turn-based system that gets grindy and boring pretty quickly. I wish that there was some sort of unique feature or gameplay elements to really hit on for this review, but this title is simply average. It’s exactly what you fucks have come to expect.

The same is true for the visuals. The top-down gameplay is full of standard RPG Maker assets. There are some unique features and visuals sprinkled in here and there, but it’s not enough to make the game pop. The rest of the game is done in a 3D art style. Every character will be rendered using 3D models and all of that good shit. It’s just that these models aren’t that great. I swear I’ve seen these very same models in other RPG Maker titles. It’s the same basic shit that so many of these indie games use.

Fap to Fully Uncensored, 3D-Style Sex Scenes Full of Fetish Content

For what it’s worth, you do get plenty of uncensored scenes of hot fantasy sluts. You’ll be plowing pussies more than you plowed fields back at home. But the best you’ll get will be some still images and scenes. The movements are stiff. The models left me wanting. The scenes are serviceable, but you’re not going to have the best fap sesh in the world or anything. You don’t get any hot sound effects, moans, or voiced lines. At least there’s a bit of music in the background.

BestSexGame’s Favorite Features

I liked the vibe that this game was shooting for. A lone adventure about self-discovery and fucking sluts is usually my kind of game. The world seems pretty expansive, and there are quite a few places to go and explore. The characters all seemed interesting enough even if the writing for them didn’t feel terribly inspired. Basically, the game has a decent foundation. There’s a lot of good shit that can be done with skeleton here. I just hope that Tinkerer can get his ass in gear and make the best out of the money and support he’s getting for this title.

I did enjoy that you could find quite a few sex scenes right from the start. The game doesn’t leave you twiddling your thumbs for hours before you can fuck a hot babe. Hell, there’s a prostitute in town that you can pay to do a number of kinky things with you. I liked that each scene was uncensored and pretty fappable as well. Though that momentum is lost a bit after that. You’re left wandering around aimlessly for a while before you find the next cock-hungry cumslut to fuck.

BestSexGame’s Suggestions

Some spice needs to be added to this game. It’s bland. It’s boring. It doesn’t have any unique selling points. The developer needs to sit and think about what their secret ingredient is going to be. You need a hook! I’ve played dozens of porn games like this one, and I couldn’t tell you a single important detail about any of them. This one is likely going to be the same for most of you. You play it once and then move onto something better. But it’s not too late to turn this sinking ship around! Focus on the art, sex scenes, gameplay, or story. Really make one of these elements kick-ass and go from there.

BestSexGame’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Peasant’s Quest is a decent fantasy RPG. It’s not fantastic, but it’s not bad either. It falls right in the middle and ends up being a perfectly average experience. I still recommend giving it a look if you’re trying to fap to some hot, uncensored, 3D-style sex scenes. It fills that niche well enough. But I wouldn’t dive into this game if you’re looking for a complex story with dynamic characters. It’s also a pretty bland game in terms of gameplay. But, hey, maybe this cuck will turn this ship around and come out with a must-play game. Only time will tell. Go download this shit for free and check it out for yourselves.