Re:Maid

Re:Maid is a Stunning Eroge Visual Novel by Marble Syrup

I know you sex-starved weebs dream of being a university student in Japan. You think it’s where busty Japanese sluts just go around begging for you to dick them down. You think that you’d be a god among men, but that’s pretty far from the truth. Sure, you might be taller than all of the other dudes there, but that’s likely your only redeeming factor. These petite Asian goddesses aren’t just going to bend down and spread their cheeks for some oily lardball who thinks the whole country is like a goddamn hentai. While you might not get to live out your fantasy in real life, I think I’ve got the next best thing.

It’s a game all about romping through a Japanese university as a horny cuck looking to get laid. See? I told you betas that this was right up your alley. It’s called Re:Maid, and it came out back in 2016. Marble Syrup is pretty fucking prolific in the h-game sphere. This dude has been pumping out successful titles year after year. I don’t say this lightly, but this fuck is one of the most consistent developers out there in terms of quality and speed. I highly recommend checking out some of his other titles like “Crusoe Had it Easy” and “Nympho Waifu++” if you end up liking what you see in this game.

Try the Game In-Browser for Free or Download it for Just $1!

To grab yourself a copy of this kinky dating game, you should head over to Patreon.com/marblesyrup. There you can keep track of all of this talented developer’s up-and-coming projects as well as download this game for just $1 a month. That’s fucking nothing. If you’re still on the fence, then you can try out a compressed version over at Newgrounds.com. If you want some special bonuses and cheats, then you’ll want to dish out for the $5 or $10 tiers. Those tiers will also give you access to all of the games in the catalog.

You start off the game as a Nishi. He’s a fresh student who just moved away from some podunk town ou tin the country to pursue his studies at a University in the outskirts of Tokyo. Talk about being a fish out of water. For those of you who aren’t fucking weebs, that would be like moving from South Dakota to New York City. It’s a bit of a lifestyle adjustment, to say the least.

Enjoy a Laid Back Visual Novel Where Your Choices Actually Matter

This is a visual novel game, so there aren’t any intense gameplay mechanics to keep track of. It’s all about talking to hot waifus and making decisions. And, for once, the decisions you make actually matter. Every conversation can move you closer to or further away from plowing some hot pussy. Make sure to keep track of names, backgrounds, and all of that good shit because these babes will make sure that you’ve been paying attention. And this isn’t a Ren’Py game, so you’re not going to be able to rewind and re-do your choices unless you save scum. So, yeah, pay attention you lazy cucks.

The first main love interest will either be Hana who is this cute busty babe who shows you around the school, or you can pursue your shy babe of a roommate named Erika. And this isn’t a visual novel that strings you along for hours without any lewd scenes. Nishi jerks off and fantasizes about these bitches 24/7. He’ll dream of them both jerking him off at a hot spring. He’ll steal Erika’s panties and nut in them. You get scenes for all of that good shit. Though make sure not to think with your cock too much or you might get screwed out of ever getting laid at all.

Over 110k Words of Well-Written Dialog!

The dialog flows very well, and these characters all feel fleshed out and dynamic. That’s a damn good thing considering that there are around 110 thousand words jam-packed into this visual novel. It’s always a bummer when they don’t quite nail the “novel” aspect of the game, but Re:Maid’s writing fucking rocks. The style was easy to read and made it so I was invested in the story right from the start. There weren’t any tedious conversations or filler plotlines. Each and every conversation served to move the story forward. I never felt like I was stuck or not progressing. There was always a clear direction forward.

That brings me to the whole “visual” aspect now, and, again, this game nails it. It looks so fucking good. There are dozens of different backgrounds that have been beautifully illustrated in a classic anime art style that you weeaboos will all know and love. The character design is on-point with each waifu having a completely unique design. These babes even change outfits throughout the game! Marble Syrup really went the extra mile with lighting, shadows, and all of that artsy shit. This game looks and feels like a premium experience, and you can get it for just a buck!

Jerk off to Loads of Uncensored, Muli-Paneled, Hentai Illustrations

But you sex-starved bastards don’t care that much about standard visuals. I know that you’re dying to know what these hentai sex scenes are all about. You can find and fap to a solid dozen or so classic visual novel style h-scenes. You get completely uncensored illustrations full of all of the erotic dialog that you could ever dream of. While these scenes aren’t animated, you do get some multiple panels to help you blow your load. I do wish there was some hot voice acting during these scenes, but it looks like Marble Syrup is working towards that goal for future projects. All in all, you’re getting some damn good h-scenes.

BestSexGame’s Favorite Features

I’m a big fan of these 2016 visual novels. There was something going around in the air that year that had developers pumping out quality games. If you look back at most games from around then you’ll see that the visuals, h-scenes, and storylines hold up to this day. It’s fucking great. And this game is no exception. It looks stunning and has a riveting storyline that will keep you invested from start to finish. I particularly enjoyed how many choices you got to make throughout the game. Some visual novels don’t hit you with your first choice until 5+ hours into the damn game. I can’t stand that shit.

And, man, this game hits you with lewd scene after lewd scene right from the start. You don’t have to fuck around and rapidly click through hours of dialog to enjoy the good shit. But I actually want to talk about something I didn’t get to mention up top: cheats. This game has a whole slut of customization options. You can make Erika and Hana into demons, sisters, and even have them walk around naked. Dishing out the extra dosh to get the cheats is definitely fucking worth it.

BestSexGame’s Suggestions

I don’t have any major complaints this time around. It’d be nice to have voice acting and a few more waifus to choose from, but those are minor suggestions. The game is already fucking awesome already. It’s paced well. It doesn’t have hours and hours of filler content. It’s got uncensored hentai illustrations. Even the audio design is well-done. You’re not stuck with any annoying or repetitive tracks. Each song fits the mood. My biggest suggestion is that you pull out a crisp dollar bill and download this kinky game the moment you get done reading this review—It’s that good.

BestSexGame’s Final Thoughts

Overall, Re:Maid is one of the better visual novels out there. It’s a great entry to the genre for those of you who might not be up for the long-ass slog of dialog that regular visual novels have. Don’t get me wrong, this game is long as fuck, but at least you’re getting tons of lewd content to jerk off to along the way. Check out this kinky game for a solid story, uncensored hentai sex scenes, and lots more for just $1! Hell, you can even try it out in-browser first. I highly recommend all of you horny weebs go and give this game a shot. You won’t regret it.