Sharks Lagoon Games

I know you’ve been wanting and looking for a great game hub. I know you’ve been wanting great and free pornographic content. I know you’ve been in a drought of fap material because the porn you watch and erotic games you play have become stale and boring. Don’t worry, I’m here to solve that problem for you and give you what you’ve been searching for. It’s called Shark’s Lagoon, so strap in and prepare to read a fuckton in this review!

Sharks Lagoon, or “The” Sharks Lagoon(to be more specific), is a game hub that hosts and collects erotic games produced for the needs of all of the horny teenagers. Though I am no horny teenager, I am still included in the target audience since I am indeed quite horny. There’s really not much else to say about what Sharks Lagoon is. It’s a game hub, and it does what it intends to do, which is host plenty of erotic games, nothing too great.

Although Shark’s Lagoon can hold its own without having the best sex games on the internet, it offers plenty of flash games that are pornographic. Simply put, it’s like having sex with a below-average classmate – not really the best, but you’re not going to reject the offer, right? That’s what Shark’s Lagoon is, in a nutshell. Not a garbage throwaway but not triple-A grade either. If you’ve come this far, you’re not picky, and that’s a good thing! Let’s get started!

First Impressions of The Shark’s Lagoon

Admittedly, the site does kind of look like trash that you’d encounter when you click on a random link, and a malicious ad pops up as a result – that’s the vibe that the site design gives off. It’s a shitty shade of blue to represent the ocean, I guess? I mean the site is titled “Shark’s Lagoon” so I think the blue is a good choice. Their choice of the blue shade and the contrasting colors of the text is certainly appalling. Couldn’t they have just chosen white?

Aside from the fact that it’s a shit choice for the background color, it does bring your focus more towards the content that they have to offer. The game titles, the types of games they have to offer, and the ads – that look kind of better than the site itself. It’s nothing too incredible, but they do offer HTML and Flash games, something to brag about. There’s also this little section called “Milly,” and I’ll get to that later, trust me.

Remember my analogy of comparing this site to a site that looks like its a malicious ad? Yeah, I’m going back to that point. With how the bad and empty the site looks, don’t you think that what they have to offer is going to be kind of shady? Although I haven’t tried any of the games they have to offer yet, I kind of don’t want to because of my past experiences with Y8. However, I’ll try some out anyway, to give you all a fair and unbiased review of the website.

The Games That Shark’s Lagoon Has

Okay, so, the games in The Shark’s Lagoon. Like I said before, they’re all erotic and operate under HTML and Flash players, so they are by no means the best sex games on the internet. It’s currently 2020, and the use of Adobe Flash Player will soon be removed, the need for flash games is decreasing. It has been clearly outlined by the people behind the Shark’s Lagoon. That’s a considerate thing for them to do, despite offering flash games in the first place.

Let’s talk about the HTML Games under The Shark’s Lagoon first. The first thing I have to say about this is it is very disappointing. There’s only one full game available for you to play, and it’s called The Bet – I haven’t tried it and probably won’t. Then the rest of the games displayed are still under development and only available as demos. They’re titled “Mum’s going out” and “Jealousy,” and since they’re still only available as demos, I won’t be playing any of them.

If you’re willing to spend a little money(10 euros), you can get access to those demos and try them out. Why pay 10 euros? They have this thing called Priv-Box, which is supposedly for the very few people who decide to support the games’ creations and the site’s development. So be my guest if you want to spend the equivalent of 2 cups of coffee on games that aren’t even finished and are probably half-baked. I wouldn’t know, though.

Now, let’s talk about their Flash Games. I said earlier that they did leave a sort-of disclaimer when you choose the Flash Games tab at the top of the page. It basically tells you that the use of Flash Player online will no longer be available, thus not allowing you to play their flash games. However, The Shark’s Lagoon’s solution to this problem was to make their games downloadable so you can play it even when you’re offline. A pretty nice solution, right?

What Is The Milly Tab?

So, Milly is such a typical name for your neighborhood grandma, but she’s actually this slutty 18-year-old looking for a job. We first meet her while she’s in an interview with someone named “Mr. Strokem” – quite the immature and uncreative naming sense. This slut – Milly, shows up to the interview in such distasteful clothing unfit for a job interview! A sheer see-through tank top that leaves nothing to the imagination and a pair of tight pants.

Despite this, Mr. Strokem still gives her a chance to work. I mean, what improper and idiotic dickwad would give up the chance to have a Milly work under them, right? The bottom line is, Milly gets the job, hurray! She apparently took business classes in her time in high school, you know, the ambitious types that hope to fulfill their dreams despite barely having any experience. It’s quite the corny character choice and plot set-up, correct me if I’m wrong.

Anyways, she gets the job, they get their work done, yada yada yada. Chapter 4 is where you’ll want to start paying attention and probably even lose a layer of clothing or two. Why? Because this is where Milly’s seduction on Mr. Strokem will begin and with the corny plot set-up like this, of course, Mr. Strokem will give in to his carnal desires and want to(you know what comes next) and where you’ll be doing a lot of cumming – or not, up to you.

This pair goes on sex adventures of the wildest kind, including bondage, girl-to-girl action, threesomes, and so on. If you’re wondering, this storyline has already been complete so you can read all of the chapters in one sitting if you’re willing to do so. Maybe even split up reading the chapters to get the action you need and want. You’ll have a solid 2 weeks of fap material with just Milly, so don’t forget to savor any and every scene you come across, okay?

What I Like About The Shark’s Lagoon

There’s not much for me to praise about the game, even if I went down to the meat and potatoes of the website. There is one thing, however, that I’d like to highlight about the whole site. It’s the site’s simplicity – for lack of better words. It is what it advertises itself as, so there are no complaints from me in that department. I did like the little inclusion of that serial porn story – not worthy of a best sex game title, it’s not even a game in the first place.

What I Didn’t Like About The Shark’s Lagoon

If you’re going to visit the site, I know you’re going to think it’s shitty just as I did. I already mentioned that in the first impressions, so I won’t say much about it again. Apart from that, what I didn’t like about their site is that it is quite barren. It barely has any worthwhile games to play and requires quite the effort to play flash games. The games included feel like it’s only uploaded for those younger than 13 years old because the games are low-quality.

Conclusion

Overall, I wouldn’t really use The Shark’s Lagoon regularly, not when there are a lot of better game hubs out there that can provide so much more in terms of both content and quality. Just from this review, you can already tell that the developers of the website have a lot to work on to improve their site both in quality and with the variety of their games. If you disagree with me then fuck you, this is my review. I give it 1.5 out of 5.