XStoryPlayer

Why the fuck are you still under the sheets? It’s a fucking brand new day for you. If you don’t have the fucking strength or motivation to get up in the fucking morning, then maybe this little fucking thing can make you and your useless, pathetic dick up and running again. Yes, I’m talking about a porn game, and not just any fucking porn game, a virtual reality type of porn game. It doesn’t get any fucking better than that, doesn’t it? You get to fuck virtual bitches in real-time with the help of VR types of equipment. Of course, it’s going to cost you, but trust me on this, it’s going to be fucking worth your while.

Anyway, what we’re going to tackle this time is a game called XStoryPlayer. Yeah, I know, it doesn’t sound catchy. However, don’t be fooled by the game’s poor decision making when it comes to titles. Still, it’s actually a pretty fucking awesome game if you ask me. The game’s producers are a company called Xmoonproductions. The game’s programming revolves around the idea of using virtual reality compatible equipment, such as the Oculus Rift, or VIVE Headset, to fully immerse the players in a sexually beautiful world full of fucking and romance.

Puzzles, Sex Rooms, and… Dickgirl Futas?

XStoryPlayer is also a role-playing game, while much of the action centers on women’s nonsensical jobs. But if you finally get through the adventurous element of the game, you’ll fuck around and have really hot sex with different women. Not to mention, when you’re with a hot bitch, you can choose from various sex toys, including nipple clamps, vibrators, and whipping toys.

Hold on… Wait … what? It sounds like you get to be the dominatrix. You don’t know what it’s like? Wait, allow me to place your head of broke-ass membranes with some fucking details. A dominatrix is an entity who rules your sexy time, whether it’s a female or a male, the dominatrix controls your partner absolutely by doing certain physically sadistic acts as they can’t do anything about it. I know it’s fucked up, right? Okay, certain people still enjoy it, like a hobby for them, including some that like BDSM.

In addition, there is a quick mode option in this game where you can choose from the four currently available sex scenes. You can also pick a variety of options, including the size of your fucking dick, skin color, and even more like a rag doll. In puppet form, you are coming to a person, so she will unexpectedly fall to the ground, and when she passes away, you can do anything to them. I don’t know; some people actually prefer it that way.

Can You Believe They Put a Price Tag on This?

As you read this, the newest update for the title, version 3.5, has been published by XMoonProductions. It pains me to say this … but the game is not fucking free, but who am I to blame them? They actually made a game about virtual reality technology, which really appeals to everyone’s eyes and dicks aesthetically. XStoryPlayer can be played either with a free trial or with a fucking 18 dollar price tag to get a premium edition. I absolutely hate the goddamn people who want to force the players to spend additional dollars just to get the upgrade edition. Who in the fucking hell does that? Money-hungry people? Don’t look at me; they’re the fucking ones who made a game with shitty quality.

The Overall Graphics Quality

It’s a Virtual Reality porn game; it would only mean that you’re going to get up close and personal with things in the game and, of course, the fuckable babes. If you’re asking me what I think of this game’s graphics? And I can tell that I’m very pleased with the outcomes of their diligent work. The exceptional animation of the game gave the means to go further than a basic 3-dimensional game.

Moreover, let’s talk about the hair, character movements, and the skin texture of the models. I can clearly see that all of those have been designed close to perfection (nobody’s perfect, bitch). However, with the recent uprising of technological improvements, the developers should consider using it for their advantage as it could bring the game closer to the top list of the best games in the industry.

What I Like About the Game

Okay, let’s get down to fucking business, shall we? I want to start with the first aspect of the game that I fucking enjoyed, the motherfucking game itself. I’m trying to say that I really loved the fact that the game has a role-playing vibe to it, it means that I’m going to be addicted to this game sooner than I fucking expected. Not to mention that the overall storyline is an interactive one. I mean, talk about immersive, right? The game fits all the right fucking holes for me when it comes to the overall playability of XStoryPlayer. I mean, in a basic game, that’s about all you need to have a decent looking game.

Furthermore, I really loved the fact that the game is quite immersive in my perspective. I mean, it’s a fucking virtual game, after all. As far as I’m concerned, I have never been let down with virtual games, especially pornographic ones. Anyway, I also loved that the overall gameplay is quite challenging. It’s not just some no-brainer type of games that most porn game developers usually make to get to the porn bits faster. The developers indeed took the right path here, it’s not only the dick that they want to be satisfied, but it’s also the fucking mind as well, and they did well at the aspect. Not to mention you get to experience the full extent of pornographic virtual reality in this fucking game.

Recommendations for Improvements

Recommendations? What, you really expect me to be fucking recommend something to this shitty game? Well, of course, I will! It’s not that I’m only nitpicky about this kind of bullshit, but I want it to succeed as well. Anyway, let’s start with the first shit I want to be improved, the motherfucking animations in the game. It’s not that I hate it, it’s just I hate how it fucking looks and how it fucking moves. It looks fucking weird, it’s even weird enough to let my dick cool down for a moment while I was happily jerking my dick off into the sunset. Not to mention that the overall content of the game is quite repetitive. I mean, it’s good content, but you’ll definitely get used to after a couple of repetitions. I know, it’s a porn game, but the developers could, at least, make the game more interesting in the aspect.

Furthermore, there are models in the game that doesn’t fucking do anything. I mean, what the fuck is up with that? Suppose the developers managed to create repetitive or sloppy animations into something. In that case, they could’ve, at least, applied them in models in the game that doesn’t necessarily need to be in the center of the screen. It’s like there are full-sized mannequins in the room every time I fuck someone in the virtual reality game. It’s weird. Moreover, the game controls, especially in the 6dof controller, is either confusing or can’t be fucking used. Not to mention that the full version of the game would fucking cost you, and you’re practically better off with the free version.

Conclusion

I can’t help remembering XStoryPlayer is still a sex game rather than a fucking simulator. However, I still find the game attractive as it offers some ridiculously difficult gameplays to spend countless hours in the game. In fact, to my surprise, the game is full of content that can keep a horny fucking player entertained or occupied for hours out of their asses.

In conclusion, if you play a role-playing game and always look for solutions to a game’s challenges, skip it as it’s absolutely not for you. But, if you’re going to waste many hours playing the entire game with its almost infinite possibilities, then XStoryPlayer is the ideal porn game for you. Not to mention that its programming focuses on technology for virtual reality, which means that you can finally fuck the bimbo in your dreams in virtual reality. Trust, it’s as close to real-life as it gets.