XXXivilization

XXXivilization is an In-Depth Lewd Strategy Game by Hw21

I always loved fucking around with those classic command and conquer style games where you built a civilization from the ground up. It can’t be just me, right? There’s something so satisfying about starting from nothing and ending up with a full fucking empire. Plus, who doesn’t crave that kind of power? Imagine being able to crush hundreds of thousands with a simple command. But you know what those classic games were missing? That’s right, loads of hot porn scenes.

I stumbled across this kinky strategy game called XXXivilization. Man, talk about a title that’s easy to fucking misspell. I get lost in all the goddamn vowels. Anyway, this game is being made by a talented developer called Hw21. What does that stand for? Who fucking knows? I sure don’t. The game has been around since 2017 and is still being worked on now in August of 2020. There are weekly updates coming out that add new content, bug fixes, and all of that good shit.

Play the Game for Free in Your Browser!

How do I know that? Well, I went on over to Patreon.com/xxxivilization to follow along with the development cycle of the game. Dishing out some dosh here will give you access to exclusive updates and early releases, but you don’t need to pay a dime to play the full game. It’s all hosted over at XXXivilization.com. It’s an in-browser game that you can play with no strings attached. You don’t even need to register for an account anywhere.

You play as the leader of a starting civilization. You’ve got some huts and shit, but that’s about it. It’s your job to expand, develop, and conquer the world around you. You can negotiate, barter, and persuade surrounding people and monsters to stay out of your way. But when all of that fails, you get to bend these sluts over and fuck them into submissions. I find that to be the most effective way of conquest anyway.

Fully Customize Your Character & Lead Your New Civilization to Prosperity

You can fully customize your leader at the start of the game, as well as pick a difficulty level. There’s everything from super easy to extreme, so you can tailor the experience to your familiarity with these sorts of games. The character creator lets you be a chick, dude, or futa. You can then toggle your cock/tit size, ability scores, and all of that good shit. You can spec your character however the fuck you want. If you want to have a giant cock and nothing else, then fucking go for it.

This game is incredibly in-depth. You’re signing up for a full-on strategy game that has some porn in it. It’s not the other way around, but that’s not a bad thing. If you’re looking for detailed strategy elements and features, then this is the fucking way to go. You have to manage your resources for shit like food, wealth, faith, energy, and knowledge. You’ll also need to amass citizens and mining resources to make it so that you can expand your humble village into something great.

Dive deep into this Strategy Game & Manage Your Resources Wisely

It will take time. Each beat of the game is broken up into weeks. You have a set amount of resources each week to build up your time depending on how well you did the previous week. You can upgrade shit, build homes, try to capture adjacent squares, and so on. As you grow, you can begin enforcing laws and edicts that shift how you gain and store resources. Each one will, generally, have a few positives and a few drawbacks. For example, you can make a decree that you officially prefer big breasted babes. That will be great if that’s true, but you may lose out on some of the flat-chested citizen’s support.

There’s also the whole exploration element of the game. It won’t be as easy as clicking on blocks to capture them. You’re going to run into a lot of opposition along the way. There will be tribes that don’t want to leave, catgirls that have staked the land as their territory, and horny goblins that won’t get out of your hair. You have stats that influence these interactions, and you can fight them with your army if it comes down to it.

Loads of Fun Events to Play Through & Important Choices to Make

It ends up feeling like an old-school text adventure. You get these large blocks of well-written text that describe the situation, and you get a few different choices for how you want to handle it. These choices can confer bonuses (or negatives) to your town, so be careful! If you do get into combat, then it just comes down to having the larger force. There’s no special moves or anything like that. It’s a simple warfighting system that you’d expect from any other game in the genre.

Lackluster Porn Scenes & A Wonky Mobile Site

You get sex scenes when you defeat sluts in combat and fuck their brains out. Most scenes will give you a choice for whatever position or kink you want to indulge in. And, well, the art is okay. I wasn’t particularly impressed. You get some fairly standard 3D-style models going at it. It won’t be animated or anything and most of the art will be in fairly small boxes. The erotic descriptions are pretty fucking hot, but I was wishing for a little more. There weren’t any hot bits of audio or sound effects.

The game is playable on mobile. You can head right over to the site and load the game up in your mobile browser. But this isn’t a game that’s meant for mobile play. It’s clunky. It’s way too easy to misclick on the wrong things. The boxes are small, and the text is tiny. I’d definitely recommend sticking with the desktop site if you plan to fuck around with this game. I just don’t see any way to keep this game true to form and have it be accessible on a mobile device.

BestSexGame’s Favorite Features

This is the kind of game that you can sink hours into with ease. There are so many different layers of play, and you won’t be stuck waiting for resources or any of that bullshit that other free games try and push. It’s a classic strategy game through and through. I liked the visual format of the map grid and all of the menus on the screen. It’s not too cluttered like some of the more complex titles out there where you have to juggle a million different resources, minions, and quests.

There were loads of different encounters. I was impressed. You are making game-changing decisions every few minutes in this fucking game. This makes it so replayable. It’s nearly impossible for you to go through and experience this game in the same way twice. And, man, the writing was on-point. It was full of humor, intensity, and sex in all of the right places. This dude knows how to write a fun game.

BestSexGame’s Suggestions

I wish the porn aspect of this game was better. It feels tacked on. Maybe that’s just me though, but those outrageously proportioned 3D models just don’t fucking do it for me anymore. It seems like a lazy step done by developers who might not be artists. I’d like to see this dude go and hire a talented NSFW artist to go through and revamp all of these fucking scenes. If he did that, then that would bring this game into a must-play status for you strategy lovers out there. As is, it’s just not the best game to fap to.

BestSexGame’s Final Thoughts

Overall, XXXivilization is a damn good strategy game that will please fans of the genre. Is it a good porn game? Eh, not so much. It leaves a lot to be desired in terms of sex scenes and fappable material. Sure, the writing is great. But you don’t get as much of it as you would in an erotic text-based game. I highly recommend this game if you’re looking for a layered strategy game with a touch of lewd content. If you’re looking for a lot of fap material, then I’d continue your search because this isn’t going to the game for you. Regardless, check it out for free and see if it’s up your alley!